Hillbilly and Redneck Jokes
Assorted hillbilly and redneck jokes here.
Short, sweet, & cheap jokes
Why are hillbilly family reunions so cheap?
Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
Q: How do you circumcize a hillbilly?
Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennessee say after sex?
A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."
You know how to make hillbilly chicken soap? You start by stealing a couple of chickens...
A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"
During a recent hot spell in Atlanta a hillbilly collapsed on the street. Immediately a crowd gathered and began offering suggestions.
"Give the poor man a drink of whiskey," a little old lady said.
"Give him some air," a man cried out.
"Give him some whiskey," she cried again.
Several other suggestions were made and the victim suddenly sat up and hollered, "Will all of you shut up and listen to the little old lady?"
In the mountains of Tennessee there is a gaunt hillbilly who is still untouched by the complexities of modern economics. He depends on the nearby river and forest for his fish and meat, grows a few vegetables, and drinks spring water. A neighbor visited him recently and urged him to wise up, move to a city and get a job in a factory that was paying high wages.
"You ain't getting anywhere just staying here where you was born, doin' nothin'," the neighbor said.
"Ain't gettin' nowhere?" the hillbilly exclaimed. "I wouldn't say that! When my pappy died and left me, I didn't have nothin'. But look at me now. I got nine dogs!"
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